I honestly found this hilarious and we hope you do too! Here’s some humor from our favorite Viking Vampire from #TrueBlood! Enjoy!!
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We already laid out the joys of vampire sex for all you closet fangbangers, so it’s only fair we do the same for werewolves. (After all, who says the Halloween spirit has to end with October?)
So if you’ve had it up to there with all the cold, pale, heartless bloodsuckers out there basking in the spotlight, it’s time for you to move onto another species of sexy supernatural. So why knock boots with a lusty lycanthope? Read on!
1. They’re animals between the sheets. If you like it rough, they’ll claw, bite, and… well, you get where we’re going with this.
2. They were born with eight-packs. Let’s keep this one short and to the point: See photo for exhibits A and B. Case closed.
(Just in case you needed to more during a page down, here you go!)
3. They’re always good to go. We have it on good authority — thanks to Tyler Lockwood (Michael Trevino) from The Vampire Diaries — that werewolves are horny. Like, 24/7 horny.
4. They howl appreciatively. Werewolves give new meaning to the expression “howl with pleasure.”
5. They have full heads of hair. Have you ever seen a balding werewolf? Right, they simply don’t exist. Take comfort in knowing that you’ll always have something to hold on to when things get wild.
6. They’re loyal. The logic is simple: If he’s part dog, he won’t let you down.
7. They’re supernaturally agile and strong.
So they can go cover-to-cover with you with that copy of Position of the Day: Sex Every Day in Every Way you have on your bookshelf. (Don’t deny it.)
8. They’re always hot.
See: aforementioned visual evidence. But we’re actually talking about how their body temperature runs warmer than yours. Perfect for keeping you warm in your post-coital spoonfest.
9. They’re experts at doing it doggy-style!
Sorry, we had to go there! Still, you know it’s true. But they’re sensitive and respectful enough to only do it that way if it’s your preference.
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Even though we still have more than six months until True Blood Season 6 premieres, the show is already jam-packed with new characters.
The latest casting is a family affair, with the governor of Texas and his daughter moving into Bon Temps.
According to E! Online, the governor is a “Rick Perry-type who is a warmonger,” and his daughter is “pretty and originally comes off as fearful, but will prove to be quite tough.”
Both newcomers will recur throughout the season, joining two series regulars: a mysterious potential love interest for Sookie named Ben, and an unknown older male character, played by Blade Runner’s Rutger Hauer.
What do you think of these new characters? Will they be supes? Tell us your thoughts and theories below!
December release for True Blood hardcover graphic novel
HBO has announced that the first collection of the ongoing comic book series ‘True Blood’ is all set to début in hardcover in December. Published by IDW Publishing , ‘True Blood: Where Were You?’ was written by comic book writer Ann Nocenti and the actor from the television series, Michael McMillian.
“This first volume flashes back to where Sookie, Eric, Bill and Alcide were when vampires came out of the coffin, while they fight a bold new vampire villain in the present!” McMillian said.
The collection which will be an ongoing series, includes creative collaboration from the producer, writer and creator of the True Blood television series, Alan Ball. The cover art has been created by Tim Bradstreet, and further artwork has been handled by the likes of Greg Scott, Federica Manfredi and Michael Gaydos. If you have been too distracted by Cheekybingo and Draw Something to pay attention up until now, you might be curious about the plot.
‘True Blood: Where Were You?’ will tell you all about your favourite characters, and the roles they played during the ‘Great Revelation’ aka the day that vampires revealed themselves to the humans of the world. Sookie Stackhouse and friends will all look back to the day that changed the world forever.
Speaking about the decision to create an ongoing series, editor Denton J. Tipton said:
“Our various True Blood miniseries proved so popular, an ongoing series was a no-brainer. And we were lucky to have assembled such a talented team to produce it. This book represents months of their hard work as well as that of the tremendous folks at HBO and Your Face Goes Here Entertainment. I think you’ll be able to see that effort in these pages.”
At least the graphic novel might tide True Blood fans over until the première of the sixth season, in June 2013. It also will help to dull the sadness over Charlaine Harris’s last book in the ‘The Southern Vampire Mysteries’, being released on 7 May 2013.
Have you all saw or got there copy of Men’s Health? well guess who is on the cover, no other that our hot pack master Alcide (Joe Manganiello) in a white T-shirt and Jeans even in just only that he looks amazing. yes vamperwolf is drooling oncee again. here is hat wonderful picture of him. get the magazine today
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We are well into fall now, and since October is the perfect month to be talking about vampires and werewolves, I think it’s about time we had some news for True Blood’s sixth season, set to appease your lust for blood next summer. Each new season of True Blood needs a new big bad to anchor its stories to, and while Bill has pretty much made himself the biggest possible threat, there’s always room for one or two other characters to lurk around and kill a bunch of people. And do you know who would make a pretty good bad guy if needed? Rutgrt Hauer, of course!
The man best known for playing Roy Batty, the robot evading capture in Ridley Scott’s sci-fi masterpiece, Blade Runner, is set to appear in Season 6 as a series regular, reported TVLine. His character, a man known as Macklyn, is of the mysterious and sinister variety, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he’ll be playing a villain. Sure, saying a guy is sinister immediately brings to mind the type or person you would associate with evil doing, but he could always be something like an antihero. Maybe he’ll do sinister things to bad people. It’s really comes down to context.
But if that wasn’t enough to make you wonder about this guy, then you should know Macklyn will have deep ties to both Sookie and Jason. Immediately, I’m wondering if he’s a relative of their’s. Perhaps a long lost uncle who used to change their diapers? Pushing all that aside, my biggest question is: is he human? This is a supernatural soap opera! Most of the characters are vampires, some kind of shapeshifter, or a fairy. The chances of him being just a regular old Joe are pretty slim. But do we need another supernatural character, or does the show need a few more humans around?
As if waiting didn’t suck enough already, show creator Alan Ball dropped another bomb about True Blood Season 6: It will be two episodes short!
The departing showrunner told TV Guide that they’re not only “moving production to January to accommodate [Anna’s pregnancy],” but there will also “only be 10 shows next season, partly because of Anna and partly because of the economics.”
Oh no! This means the True Blood writers will have to jam pack all of the Warlow mysteries, Billith rages, and Sookie sex scenes into two episodes less than usual! And that’s not even the tip of the iceberg.
“There will also be some other characters maybe who we know and love who are pursuing a less than generous agenda,” Alan spilled, also noting that Jason “might be” a danger to all of Bon Temps’ vampires!
But with bad also comes some good news for Sookie and Alcide fans.
“Even though it looks like Alcide and Sookie may have cooled things off, I’m not so sure that he’s totally dropped the torch that he carries for her,” Alan teased.
What do you think about Season 6, Truebies? Are you excited or nervous that there are only 10 episodes? Weigh in below!
Well, hello dear trubies!!!
We know our favorite Sheriff of Area 5 has been very busy these last couple of days!
Here’s a little interview where he’s simply ADORABLE.
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And now you can enjoy the full beauty of our Viking:
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Now that the True Blood season 5 finale has set things in motion for an extremely exciting sixth season, it’s time to find out what exactly we can expect as our stay in Bon Temps is extended one more year.
True Blood’s bloody finale left fans wanting answers to even more questions, chomping at the bit to find out the more about the mysterious Warlow. With almost a year’s wait until True Blood season 6, series creator Alan Ball exits the series by revealing some things that fans can expect to see next season.
Speaking with TV Line, Ball brings some hope to Bill’s (currently) bleak situation, throws a twist in Pam and Tara’s relationship, explains the type of man vampire Eric Northman truly is, while also providing some answers as to why a fan favorite character (Hoyt) was written off the show. If you’re hoping for more visual True Blood extras, you can check out the bonus scene from the True Blood season 5 finale (above). Picking up in the Vampire Authority elevator, we see Jason and everyone attempting to make their exit – but not before the name “Warlow” comes up.
After seeing Bill bloodily transform into Bill/Lilith (Bililith?), everyone is wondering exactly what kind of monster Sookie and friends will have to deal with in season 6. Though Bill showed a brief bit a fear before spontaneously exploding, his demeanor after being reborn was anything but friendly. Touching about this aspect, Ball hints that Bililith may not be completely gone, even if he is terrifying:
“Who’s to say what Lilith really is? He is still Bill but he is something different.
It is Bill, but it is a transformed Bill. He is not a completely new person. It’s not like his memories or his experiences have been left out and he’s just a baby.
Is he going to be evil? What does he want? What is he going to do? Will he be able to revert back to Bill? That’s for future seasons. The implication, certainly, is that he is more ferocious.”
Though having to fight the always present supernatural inhabitants of Bon Temps, perhaps a former lover turned vampire god isn’t the best thing to have hanging around Sookie. While there’s no doubt that Bill will somehow have to fight off the power that Lilith’s blood brings him, we can only guess how much destruction will have come before that moment. And even if Bill somehow rights himself, there’s still one mysterious name left to deal with: M. Warlow.
Ball will only say that Warlow will play a big part of True Blood season 6. Even fans of the books are left in the dark on this mystery, as Sookie’s parents were murdered by a pair of fairies in the novel, and the name “M. Warlow” never comes up. That being said, there were still a few hints given about what type of creature Warlow might be. Having been able to present himself to Sookie, it’s clear that Warlow has some kind of supernatural power, likely fairy. Combine that with the fact that we already know he’s a vampire and there’s a very good chance that Warlow is some kind of vampire-fairy hybrid.
Taking a turn for the romantic, the surprising relationship between Tara and Pam caught many off guard. As many will wait and see what comes from television’s most powerful women coupling, Ball quickly puts a stop to any type of “happily every after” the future lovebirds may have:
“They both were, if not full-on lesbians, than bisexual. They both were characters with real attitude. And they both hate each other — at least they did at the beginning of the season. And that, to me, felt like it could create a lot of tension that could turn romantic towards the end.
…here’s the thing with relationships on True Blood: Once they happen then you have to throw a monkey-wrench into them, because to have people be happy is not that exciting.”
Now that Bill is an evil vampire god, the heroic light is shining even greater on the one-time villainous Eric. Putting a different spin on the former vampire Sheriff, Ball reveals what his longtime stance has been on the allusive Northman:
“Eric was kind of like a mischievous cad, but I don’t think he was ever, like, a true villain the way that Russell was or the way that Maryann was. And he’s done a lot of really heroic things himself. So I never really looked at Eric as the bad guy and Bill as the good guy – at least not since the very early seasons.”
Essentially bringing any True Blood season 6 information to an end, Ball talks about one of the great losses from this season. As one of Bon Temps fan favorites, fans couldn’t help but mourn the departure of Hoyt Fortenberry. Though still very much alive, Ball reveals why he decided to write Hoyt off his series:
“I felt like we had told his entire story. There weren’t many places we could go with him that we hadn’t been, but I love that character and I love Jim [Parrack] so much I didn’t want to kill him. He’s always been such a good soul. I wanted to have the possibility for him to return as well. But he fell in love and he couldn’t let go.”
To wrap things up, Ball gives his final thoughts on working on True Blood, and why he decided to move on.
“It’s bittersweet. It’s been such a big part of my life for so long; of course it’s hard to step away. But running that show is such a huge job and I’ve been doing it for five years straight. I just don’t think I have another season left in me. I need to re-charge. And then I’m interested in doing something new — something with different characters and a different tone. As a writer, it’s fun to create. And once you get into a long-running show with very established characters and a very established tone and format, after a while it’s a really great job but that’s what it is — a job. You’re just continuing to create the same show. I’m at the point in my life where I don’t want to work as hard. Actually, I’ve had to take a good hard look at workaholism and it’s effect on one’s mental health. [Laughs] And, also, there are things I want to do that are different. I want to try something completely different.”
True Blood season 6 premieres on HBO in 2013.
